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January 22, 2009 •
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In an effort to keep my writing journal clean (and free of Maus butt), I introduced a kitchen towel for his sitting pleasure. But he won’t sit on it. It’s like he knows how to annoy me. So I sprinkled some catnip on it. Now he’s loving it. But he still
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January 4, 2009 •
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This is what my cat left on my laptop this morning.
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January 4, 2009 •
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Maus has acquired a new habit of staying close to me no matter where I am. In the kitchen, he’s crossed the upper/lower counter barrier and squats on my food diary. While I’m writing. I draw cat outlines throughout the book to prove he was there. Like at
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December 16, 2008 •
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It’s been nippy this week in L.A. (Yes, we’re crying frostbite at 46 degrees but I swear it’s COLD, damnit.) I normally skimp on heating but tonight I have the heater on. And for atmosphere, I light some tea lights. Despite last
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November 27, 2008 •
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Is your cat plotting to kill you? Take the test and find out. From Susie who insists that “Cats will rule the world”: Reason #1: http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/cat_kill They will eventually act on their plan to terminate us all and rule with an
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November 7, 2008 •
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I thought I smelled smoke. But it was just Maus. I had no idea he was that curious. I’ve never had to keep candle watch before…until now. For some reason he loves the new Glade Vanilla scented candle…a little…too much. Burnt off half his face. His
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August 16, 2008 •
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Maus just missed the desk… clawing my thigh on his way down. I love how he’s unfazed about his lack of coordination.
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June 29, 2008 •
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When it’s out of bounds, he knows he has to locate the yarn ball and bring it back. Otherwise, I have to get it. Those are the rules.
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