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June 11, 2009 •
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Youtube Classic. Captions by UD51 – www.urbandistrict51.com Original video was shot by Matthew Kass, “Senile Talking Cat”
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June 4, 2009 •
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He’s gotten into the habit of stalking me from the dining room table, across the backs of chairs, over the Ikea sideboard and onto the bar counter. It wouldn’t look so silly if he didn’t have that pot belly. (That’s my fault. Too many cheese puffs.)
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May 14, 2009 •
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Big hairy Maus head in my cereal bowl this morning. He ate the last of my Cheerios. And licked the bowl clean.
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April 18, 2009 •
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He missed the bathroom counter again. Typical, he pretends he didn’t really want the counter. He knew another way. A better way. So, he pries open the cabinet door and starts rummaging through my stuff like he was looking for a backdoor. Was he expecting to
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March 4, 2009 •
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When did this start? Maybe 9 months ago. Doesn’t happen too often but when it does, it cracks me up. Of course, delight turns to annoyance when he won’t stop. He waits until the lights go off and then, like Zeus before him, he’d start singing in the
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February 26, 2009 •
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He tried to kill me again tonight. Ran straight towards me while I was doing my power walk and talking on the phone. Nearly tripped over him. Squished cat. That’d teach him.
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February 11, 2009 •
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He’s learned not to run around me to fetch a toy. When he was a kitten it was so adorable watching him run around and behind me chasing string. No more. Now he’ll only go halfway in one direction. Wait. Then go in the opposite direction. To save
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February 6, 2009 •
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I know he’s doing something over there. I just can’t see him. My back is to the kitchen. I hear a cling cling clang, metal against glass. Cling. Cling. Clang. Faster. ClingClingClang ClingClingClang ClingClingClang I’ll bet he’s got his slimy cat
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