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May 14, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Cereal Bowl
Big hairy Maus head in my cereal bowl this morning. He ate the last of my Cheerios. And licked the bowl clean.
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April 18, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Taking the Stairs
He missed the bathroom counter again. Typical, he pretends he didn’t really want the counter. He knew another way. A better way. So, he pries open the cabinet door and starts rummaging through my stuff like he was looking for a backdoor. Was he expecting to
March 4, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Sinatra By Maus
When did this start? Maybe 9 months ago. Doesn’t happen too often but when it does, it cracks me up. Of course, delight turns to annoyance when he won’t stop. He waits until the lights go off and then, like Zeus before him, he’d start singing in the
February 26, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Attempted Murder
He tried to kill me again tonight. Ran straight towards me while I was doing my power walk and talking on the phone. Nearly tripped over him. Squished cat. That’d teach him.
February 11, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on What A Cheater
He’s learned not to run around me to fetch a toy. When he was a kitten it was so adorable watching him run around and behind me chasing string. No more. Now he’ll only go halfway in one direction. Wait. Then go in the opposite direction. To save
February 6, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Tinkle, Tinkle
I know he’s doing something over there. I just can’t see him. My back is to the kitchen. I hear a cling cling clang, metal against glass. Cling. Cling. Clang. Faster. ClingClingClang ClingClingClang ClingClingClang I’ll bet he’s got his slimy cat
January 22, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on He won’t sit on the towel
In an effort to keep my writing journal clean (and free of Maus butt), I introduced a kitchen towel for his sitting pleasure. But he won’t sit on it. It’s like he knows how to annoy me. So I sprinkled some catnip on it. Now he’s loving it. But he still
January 4, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Notes from my cat
This is what my cat left on my laptop this morning.
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