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February 26, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Attempted Murder
He tried to kill me again tonight. Ran straight towards me while I was doing my power walk and talking on the phone. Nearly tripped over him. Squished cat. That’d teach him.
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February 11, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on What A Cheater
He’s learned not to run around me to fetch a toy. When he was a kitten it was so adorable watching him run around and behind me chasing string. No more. Now he’ll only go halfway in one direction. Wait. Then go in the opposite direction. To save
February 6, 2009 •
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Comments Off on Tinkle, Tinkle
I know he’s doing something over there. I just can’t see him. My back is to the kitchen. I hear a cling cling clang, metal against glass. Cling. Cling. Clang. Faster. ClingClingClang ClingClingClang ClingClingClang I’ll bet he’s got his slimy cat
January 22, 2009 •
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Comments Off on He won’t sit on the towel
In an effort to keep my writing journal clean (and free of Maus butt), I introduced a kitchen towel for his sitting pleasure. But he won’t sit on it. It’s like he knows how to annoy me. So I sprinkled some catnip on it. Now he’s loving it. But he still
January 4, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Notes from my cat
This is what my cat left on my laptop this morning.
January 4, 2009 •
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Comments Off on Close To You
Maus has acquired a new habit of staying close to me no matter where I am. In the kitchen, he’s crossed the upper/lower counter barrier and squats on my food diary. While I’m writing. I draw cat outlines throughout the book to prove he was there. Like at
December 16, 2008 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Warm and Toasty
It’s been nippy this week in L.A. (Yes, we’re crying frostbite at 46 degrees but I swear it’s COLD, damnit.) I normally skimp on heating but tonight I have the heater on. And for atmosphere, I light some tea lights. Despite last
November 27, 2008 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on 96% chance in my household
Is your cat plotting to kill you? Take the test and find out. From Susie who insists that “Cats will rule the world”: Reason #1: http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/cat_kill They will eventually act on their plan to terminate us all and rule with an
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