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Balancing Act

September 4, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Balancing Act

I bought one of those $99 Staples office chairs awhile back. It’s your basic black fabric high back chair that swivels. Pretty comfortable and there’s a wide berth at the top for sleepless mice. The first time Maus fell asleep on my lap was when I was sitting in that chair, working at my computer. …

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Cricket

August 14, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Cricket

While cleaning out the DVD cabinet tonight, I came across this gruesome find. Crap. Where’s the REST of him? After arming myself with rubber gloves and some hair spray, I cornered the critter between Chun Hyang and Long Vacation. Similar to the python-sized

Plasticine Fiend

July 14, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Plasticine Fiend

Loves to lick plastic bubble wrap. And all gummed surfaces. He started with plastic grocery bags. Then he found bubble wrap and he was in heaven. When I can’t stand the sound anymore and remove the offending bag, he’ll dig through my manila envelopes

You Cheated On Me Cat Fight

June 11, 2009 • Humor, VideoComments Off on You Cheated On Me Cat Fight

Youtube Classic. Captions by UD51 – www.urbandistrict51.com Original video was shot by Matthew Kass, “Senile Talking Cat”

Night Stalker

June 4, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Night Stalker

He’s gotten into the habit of stalking me from the dining room table, across the backs of chairs, over the Ikea sideboard and onto the bar counter. It wouldn’t look so silly if he didn’t have that pot belly. (That’s my fault. Too many cheese puffs.)

Cereal Bowl

May 14, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Cereal Bowl

Big hairy Maus head in my cereal bowl this morning. He ate the last of my Cheerios. And licked the bowl clean.

Taking the Stairs

April 18, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Taking the Stairs

He missed the bathroom counter again. Typical, he pretends he didn’t really want the counter. He knew another way. A better way. So, he pries open the cabinet door and starts rummaging through my stuff like he was looking for a backdoor. Was he expecting to

Sinatra By Maus

March 4, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Sinatra By Maus

When did this start? Maybe 9 months ago. Doesn’t happen too often but when it does, it cracks me up. Of course, delight turns to annoyance when he won’t stop. He waits until the lights go off and then, like Zeus before him, he’d start singing in the