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September 4, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Balancing Act
I bought one of those $99 Staples office chairs awhile back. It’s your basic black fabric high back chair that swivels. Pretty comfortable and there’s a wide berth at the top for sleepless mice. The first time Maus fell asleep on my lap was when I was sitting in that chair, working at my computer. …
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August 14, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Cricket
While cleaning out the DVD cabinet tonight, I came across this gruesome find. Crap. Where’s the REST of him? After arming myself with rubber gloves and some hair spray, I cornered the critter between Chun Hyang and Long Vacation. Similar to the python-sized
July 14, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Plasticine Fiend
Loves to lick plastic bubble wrap. And all gummed surfaces. He started with plastic grocery bags. Then he found bubble wrap and he was in heaven. When I can’t stand the sound anymore and remove the offending bag, he’ll dig through my manila envelopes
June 11, 2009 •
Humor, Video •
Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on You Cheated On Me Cat Fight
Youtube Classic. Captions by UD51 – www.urbandistrict51.com Original video was shot by Matthew Kass, “Senile Talking Cat”
June 4, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Night Stalker
He’s gotten into the habit of stalking me from the dining room table, across the backs of chairs, over the Ikea sideboard and onto the bar counter. It wouldn’t look so silly if he didn’t have that pot belly. (That’s my fault. Too many cheese puffs.)
May 14, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Cereal Bowl
Big hairy Maus head in my cereal bowl this morning. He ate the last of my Cheerios. And licked the bowl clean.
April 18, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Taking the Stairs
He missed the bathroom counter again. Typical, he pretends he didn’t really want the counter. He knew another way. A better way. So, he pries open the cabinet door and starts rummaging through my stuff like he was looking for a backdoor. Was he expecting to
March 4, 2009 •
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Vogue Fish •
Comments Off on Sinatra By Maus
When did this start? Maybe 9 months ago. Doesn’t happen too often but when it does, it cracks me up. Of course, delight turns to annoyance when he won’t stop. He waits until the lights go off and then, like Zeus before him, he’d start singing in the