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What Holes?

September 4, 2011 • HumorComments Off on What Holes?

I used to think it was funny when he’d try to crawl under the blanket with me in the morning. First, he’d tap three times on the blanket. When I wouldn’t respond, he’d shove his big head into my face and basically try to suffocate me until I lifted the blanket to let him in. …

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Peta Revenge

July 4, 2011 • HumorComments Off on Peta Revenge

Stealth Mode

June 2, 2011 • HumorComments Off on Stealth Mode

He truly truly believes no one can see him. I don’t have the heart to break it to him so I always pretend I don’t see him. Even though I do. Thought I’d make that clear. I’m just saying.

BM Journal

December 25, 2010 • HumorComments Off on BM Journal

Mr Smarty Pants is having BM trouble. More specifically, the litter box is possessed. At least he thinks so. Some days it simply freaks him out and he’ll have no part of it. One expensive x-ray later revealed he has an arthritic back so any bowel trouble

All Mine

March 26, 2010 • HumorComments Off on All Mine

Finally cleaned underneath the stove. And found all his toys.

Waterbowl Collection

February 9, 2010 • HumorComments Off on Waterbowl Collection

A small sampling of the HUNDREDS of toys that Maus has submerged in his water bowls. So freaking annoying. (And that’s why he does it.)

Heads will roll

December 26, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Heads will roll

I believe in Santa Claus. All the same, I think I’ll sleep with the lights on tonight.

Maus In A Box

October 11, 2009 • HumorComments Off on Maus In A Box

One of his favorite pasttimes is squatting in a box.